February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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i have pinkeye.
so.. that’s cool. going to find whoever farted on my pillow and kill them.
but hey, that lets me cancel all my plans for being in public and leaves my weekend open for doing exciting things including:
nothing
homework
watching how i met your mother
more nothing
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marc jacobs..
if the nasty fuzzy kid rock hats that models were sporting at the marc jacobs show actually become a “thing” i am boycotting anything to do with clothing and joining a nudist colony.
because i cannot wear clothing in a world that would even consider those furry trailer park sacks “cool.”
(i wish i was joking)
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